Wednesday, November 4, 2009

1) I lost my virginity at 17 and a half with the man I currently consider to be the love of my life.

2) I lost it on Obama's inauguration day, and am reminded of that first time whenever I read something that references the inauguration.

3) When I was little, my friends and I used to get naked and pretend to have sex with various movie stars and boys at school. Looking back, I feel kinda weird about it.

4) My boyfriend took me to get a vibrator for my 18th birthday. He wanted to include it in our sex life, but it's a little bigger than he is and I can't feel his cock as well after he uses it on me. I try to avoid it.

5) Receiving head used to feel good, but now it's just really uncomfortable. I don't know why.

6) My boyfriend gives me the best handjobs in the entire world.

7) Most of my close friends and I are queer. I don't know how this happened.

8) My best friend is the first girl I had a crush on. Or at least the first I had a crush on and understood that it was a crush.

9) My only experience with another female's genitalia was when I was a kid. She got a pen cap stuck in her vagina. I was trying to fish it out for her.

10) It seems like everyone I talk to's parents don't talk about sex because they're conservative and religious. My parents are ex-hippie atheists, and they didn't talk to me about it either.

11) I would like to pursue my sexual interest in women, but I'm also not sure if I could ever be comfortable having sex with someone who isn't my boyfriend. I've always been really awkward in social situations. Sexually or not, I've never met someone who puts me at ease like him.

12) I don't know how to tell my boyfriend that I'm less comfortable with threesomes than I previously thought/said I was. I don't want to disappoint him.

13) I don't like giving head, and feel guilty about not doing it more often.

14) I am an active practitioner of BDSM.

15) Nothing turns me on like being immobilized and used for someone else's sexual pleasure.

16) I often have to pretend that my boyfriend has a motive other than pleasing me when he's getting me off. I won't come otherwise.

17) I haven't quite come to terms with how much tentacle porn turns me on. I like it for the bondage/rape aspect of it, but when I'm not in the heat of the moment the furry aspect of it still icks me out.

18) I've tried anal once. I kept telling my boyfriend to slow down and use more lube, but he didn't or didn't enough and it hurt too much. He still wants to try, but I've lost what little interest in it I had.

19) The above situation did teach me that enemas are lovely. Or at least the water going in part. The part where the water comes out isn't so great. It's all very Freudian.

20) Pretending to have sex as a kid aside, I first masturbated when I was 13 or so. I was following instructions Cosmo printed for their reader's boyfriends.

21) Despite being a very sexual person, and being fairly adventurous in bed, I'm having trouble thinking of more to put in this.

22) My first kiss was really awkward. It started with one of us licking the other and eventually we went to lick each other at the same time and suddenly we were making out. It wasn't so bad until our tongues got suctioned together and made this awful sound when we pulled them apart.

23) I think bald spots on men are sexy.

24) I'm not attracted to feminine men, but a woman's gender presentation doesn't matter to me.

25) Penises don't turn me on, with the exception of my boyfriend's penis in the heat of the moment. Seeing penises in porn does nothing for me.