Tuesday, March 8, 2011

1. I’m a 25-year-old female. I’m bi-curious and in a polyamorous relationship.

2. I’ve been with my boyfriend for six years and I’m kinda seeing someone else, who is three years younger than me. He’s super cute, fun and sexy. He is an amazing kisser and very, very good at foreplay. My boyfriend is gorgeous, very intelligent, funny, and lovely and knows how to communicate.

3. I’ve made out with over 20 people, but only slept with two. I want to sleep with more.

4. I really want to sleep with the other guy I’m seeing, and until two weeks ago he wanted to as well. Now, I’m not so sure. He turns me on so, so much and I would spend what would seem like hours daydreaming at work about doing the deed with him.

5. The other guy has called me a tease for not sleeping with him. If only he knew.

6. I don’t think I’ve ever orgasmed, but my boyfriend is pretty sure I’ve come close.

7. I have a vibrator and I hardly ever use it. I also have a cock sleeve. It is very nice.

8. I don’t particularly like having someone going down on me. Whenever someone goes down there, it feels they just slobber all over me.

9. I don’t get “fetishes”. I’m pretty vanilla. I don’t mind tying someone up or being tied up, but I don’t get anything that is more kinky than that. I just don’t understand why people would want to do certain things during sex. I guess I’m quite traditional because I think that sex is getting naked, exploring each other’s bodies and having fun and maybe making babies.

10. I do, however, like to tie my boyfriend up and tease him.

11. I really like my boobs. They’re so perky and soft.

12. I lost my virginity to my current boyfriend when I was 18 years old. We weren’t even dating at the time. We were friends with benefits. But after taking a break from each other over summer we got back together and became more serious. During that time I met a hot backpacker in my home town and screwed him. My current boyfriend was crushed when he found out. He wanted to be the only one I had sex with, which I think is really unfair because had been with other girls before we were officially a couple.

13. I don’t think I’m a very sexual person. My libido is usually quite low. However, I do think of sex and I do make an effort to look fuckable, which I think I’m pretty good at. I emphasize my curves, make my boobs pop out of low-cut tops, wear short dresses and killer heels. I guess I like getting attention but only from people who I find attractive. Or maybe I want to fuck someone else for a change.

14. When fooling around or having sex I like my partner to focus on my breasts. I like them to be touched using their hands.

15. I like reading erotic stories.

16. I like to watch porn. The more realistic the better. I especially like watching drunken, college orgies.

17. I have had a couple of lesbian experiences. My boyfriend dared me to make out with his female friend in front of him. She wanted to sleep with me; I didn’t want to sleep with her. There was some boob touching.

18. I also made out with a friend of mine, who I was a bridesmaid for. She also made out with my boyfriend. I do not feel jealous of her at all. In fact, I would like her to be part of our polyamorous relationship. Pity her husband wouldn’t be so keen.

19. I’ve accidentally been the other woman. The guy didn’t tell me that he had a girlfriend until afterward.

20. I don’t like having sex with anyone who is drunk. It just gets sloppy and it’s not very good.

21. I’m attracted to interesting looking, geeky, intelligent guys who like to listen to metal. It helps if they look fit and have dark hair.

22. I like going to burlesque shows. Those women are stunning and damn sexy. I would also like to participate, but I’m just too shy.

23. But I have gone to a costume party wearing a corset and I got plenty of attention from both men and women. I love corsets, they’re so sexy.

24. I kinda like to visit strip clubs. On one big night out a group of friends and I went to a strip club and I got asked onto the stage by a hot female stripper. I declined because I didn’t want creepy guys perving on me, which seems a bit silly when I think about it. Why would they check me out when there’s a hot naked woman wiggling right next me?

25. I can barely remember the name of my first kiss. I do remember having huge hickies and being somewhat proud of them. Now they repulse me. I think they’re tacky.